"Percussive Maintenence: The art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again."
Hey All! Jess here!
I'm back from the dead! *stands heroicly on top of a tombstone* HAZZAH! *laughs* just kidding.
So! Hows life? I just revived my twitter from the dead, and realized this was listed as my blog! I had totally forgotten about this thing!
Well, hopefully I won't forget this time.
So, guess what! I got a new laptop! It's BLUE! *grins* I love blue. It's me favorite color EVER!
Hmmm... I don't know what to write, except I hope to update often! Although my updates might be hindered by my school work. After all, I am in public school now, and I no longer have almost complete control over how fast i get my homework done. *sigh* I miss homeschool. Ah well. Se la vie!
Laterz ya'll,
Jess Hamilton
P.S. Hi! Okay. Bye. :P
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Eh....
"If you have noticed this notice, then you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing."
~Anonymous
So I just updated my new story; 831: Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning a few hours ago.
...I really like this story. It's going to be completly awesome.
Anywho, I really don;t have much to say except that... I'M GETTING MY OWN LAPTOP THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's about it!!
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~Anonymous
So I just updated my new story; 831: Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning a few hours ago.
...I really like this story. It's going to be completly awesome.
Anywho, I really don;t have much to say except that... I'M GETTING MY OWN LAPTOP THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's about it!!
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Monday, March 22, 2010
Wow... just wow.
"I've had a wonderful evening... this wasn't it." ~Groucho Marx
I am the most stupid and idiotic girl(if you can even call me that) in the entire history of the universe. And so is my best friend. Okay here's the story: Yesterday, March 21st, we, my best friend and I, decided to go for a walk. And we did. On the way back, we found this mud pit. It was awesome and squishy, so we took of our muddy boots, and our socks, and played in it for a while... then when it got dark we realized that we had to get back home and we couldn't put our shoes back on. So we walked home barefoot. Down my dirt road. We are such IDIOTS!! I can't even get over our idocy!! Seriously we have to be the most unusual girls on the planet. Wow... just wow. That's all I have to say about it.
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I am the most stupid and idiotic girl(if you can even call me that) in the entire history of the universe. And so is my best friend. Okay here's the story: Yesterday, March 21st, we, my best friend and I, decided to go for a walk. And we did. On the way back, we found this mud pit. It was awesome and squishy, so we took of our muddy boots, and our socks, and played in it for a while... then when it got dark we realized that we had to get back home and we couldn't put our shoes back on. So we walked home barefoot. Down my dirt road. We are such IDIOTS!! I can't even get over our idocy!! Seriously we have to be the most unusual girls on the planet. Wow... just wow. That's all I have to say about it.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
...
"Edward Cullen can go to hell where he belongs for all I care; I'm still looking for prince charming." ~Jessica Elizabeth Hamilton[me]
Yeah just though I'd share the awesome quote I just came up with. *big smile*
<<Jess>>
New SWAC episode and Music.
"*Scene fades in too Chad Dylan Cooper laying down in a hospital bed with the docter by his bedside*
Chad - "Hit me with it Doc. I can take it."
The Docter - "You have LBS."
Chad - "LEADING BOY SYNDROME?!"
The Docter - "No Lack of Books Syndrome. Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome. It's also the abbriviation for pounds which is what you're going to get if you don't stop watching yourself on TV. Now Mr. Cooper, I've written you a prescription. Read two books, and see me tomorrow."
Chad - "Actually it's Dylan Cooper."
The Docter - "Not it's not, I removed your Dylan while you were under."
Chad - "NO NOT MY DYLAN!!!"
Docter - "Yes. I gave it to somebody worthy of it." *pulls back curtain to reveal Grady laying down, also in a hospital bed*
Grady - "Hey! Just got my Dylan. Been waiting for TWO YEARS!!"
Chad - "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
It's a long quote, but it works meh dears. Anywhos, I loved the new SWAC episode so much!! It was utterly awesome. There are no words to describe it. And Stop SPS is like... running through my head over and over and over and over again. *smiles* Okay I have discovered that... *drum roll* I CAN COMPOSE MUSIC!!!!!!
I just sat down at the piano, and it was as if my fingers had a mind of their own!! I LOVED IT!! I'm on cloud nine now...
Okay that's all I got to say so...
Peace, Channy, and Sterling Knight,
<<Jess>>
Friday, March 12, 2010
Acne...
"I'm the girl your mother warned you about..." ~Jessica Elizabeth Hamilton[me]
My Dearest God the Father,
God? Why did you make acne? I don't see it's purpose. I really don't. What were you thinking? Not that i hate it or anything because I really don't care about it anymore(I've gotten used to it), but I'd like to know. Is it to punish us stupid teenagers for not washing our faces? I've often wondered about this, and only now have I gotten the courage to write it down in a letter to you... which I understand you'll probably never get... which is why I am posting it on my blog. So God, if you would, I'd apreciate it very much if you could tell me why we get acne. Thank You for listening(which I know you are even though I'm typing this. I know you hear this letter/prayer for you see and hear all).
Your Faithful Servant,
Jessica Elizabeth Hamilton
My Dearest God the Father,
God? Why did you make acne? I don't see it's purpose. I really don't. What were you thinking? Not that i hate it or anything because I really don't care about it anymore(I've gotten used to it), but I'd like to know. Is it to punish us stupid teenagers for not washing our faces? I've often wondered about this, and only now have I gotten the courage to write it down in a letter to you... which I understand you'll probably never get... which is why I am posting it on my blog. So God, if you would, I'd apreciate it very much if you could tell me why we get acne. Thank You for listening(which I know you are even though I'm typing this. I know you hear this letter/prayer for you see and hear all).
Your Faithful Servant,
Jessica Elizabeth Hamilton
My Reselution[misspelled on purpose](for no reason in particular)
"I've had a wonderfull evening... this wasn't it." ~Groucho Marx
I have made a reselution[misspelled on PURPOSE peoples!!]. It is to look more girly. Not be more girl, no. Look more girly. I think it's working because this morning when I sat down at the breakfast table in a skirt my mom was all, "Wow Jess. A skirt! That's new!" And also when I went down to my Nonna's, which I did after I was done with my chores, for coffee, she kept on glancing at my skirt in astonishment. Also I'm wearing another skirt now so... yeah.
I've decided to put more skirts in my wardrobe... just because. I'm aslo going to wear my earrings more often.
...just thought I'd let ya'll in on that!!
Okay.... Oh yeah! I write. I'm a writer as I believe I mentioned before... okay whatever. If you want to read some of my work, go to My FF[FanfFiction] Account. Also later, once I've got some stuff up on there, I'll post my Fiction Press account(which is my own creative writing not based off any character in other words the characters in these stories are all my own).
Okay... That's about it!!
Auf Weirdersen(Goodbye in German),
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I have made a reselution[misspelled on PURPOSE peoples!!]. It is to look more girly. Not be more girl, no. Look more girly. I think it's working because this morning when I sat down at the breakfast table in a skirt my mom was all, "Wow Jess. A skirt! That's new!" And also when I went down to my Nonna's, which I did after I was done with my chores, for coffee, she kept on glancing at my skirt in astonishment. Also I'm wearing another skirt now so... yeah.
I've decided to put more skirts in my wardrobe... just because. I'm aslo going to wear my earrings more often.
...just thought I'd let ya'll in on that!!
Okay.... Oh yeah! I write. I'm a writer as I believe I mentioned before... okay whatever. If you want to read some of my work, go to My FF[FanfFiction] Account. Also later, once I've got some stuff up on there, I'll post my Fiction Press account(which is my own creative writing not based off any character in other words the characters in these stories are all my own).
Okay... That's about it!!
Auf Weirdersen(Goodbye in German),
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Monday, March 8, 2010
Colds...
"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Granpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car."
I'm sick. I hate colds. Of course it is my fault(I took a long walk in the rain yesterday with my BFFL(aka sam(her pen name))) but whatever. I'm on my mom's laptop right now cause it's too cold in the computer room... urg so annoying. Anywho, I'm not going to write much today because I need(er want) to write down my story fro Fanfiction.net today. If you want you can find me on there @ www.fanfiction.net/~justcallmejess
Okay talk to ya'll later!!
Jessica Elizabeth Hamilton
Friday, March 5, 2010
Hiya peoples of earth!!!!
"Don't mess with me! I know Tie Quan Do(yes I know it's not spelled right but oh well)... and 50 other dangerous words."
So I've decided to put a quote at the top of each blog. And as you can see, I've also gone through with it!! ...yay me!
Anyways...
I'm at the library right now. Did you know you can acsess blogger from the library computer but you can't accsess facebook? Seriously. Facebook, Fanfiction, Youtube, and basically everything good it blocked. Yet blogger isn't. How messed up is that? I love this library. It's so beautiful and peaceful!! I've been to four librarys in my life and this one is by far the best. Interesting isn't it? I know I'm probably boring you to death but hey! That's my speacialty! Ha ha I'm so funny(not).
Oh news!! I think I'm in love... with chocolate!! I'm going to marry it so all you chocolate lovers out there, GITCHA MITS OFF MY MAIL PUNKS!!!! ...er.... put husband in the place of mail and it'll make sence again!!
*laughs* My mother is hilarious. She lugged her laptop out of the car to play solitare in the library because the battery died. She makes me laugh... well pretty much all the time. *big smile*
I have decided as of today that I'm going to put up more pictures of Sterling Knight on my wall(I only have THREE!!!). Because he is hot and deserves a speacial place on my wall. I think I'll put him in that one spot by my 21(I think that's how many I have) horse pictures... it's a place of honor and he shall get it. Because of his hotness. *laughs*
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo I have descovered that March fourteenth is going to be my favorite day in the universe!! If you want to know why... wel TOO BAD!!!!!!! Just Kidding!!!!
March fourteenth is going to be my favorite day in the entire universe because March fourteenth is the day the new SWAC episode comes out(THE FIRST ONE IN MONTHS!!!). Therefore, if I died on March fourteenth, I will die happy if Channy(Chad and Sonny pairing) happens(which it totally will... I can feel it in my bones!!)
Okay now I'm bored cause I got nothing to write... Oh wait! I know!!
*starts singing* Hi diddle dee and actors life for me!!(thats all I know of that song... sad I know!)
I wonder, I wonder. I wonder why each little bird has a someone. To sing to, sweet things to! A gay(not the commen meaning of gay[stupid, two dude falling in love, ect.] but in the days of old,[I sound so stupid when I say that] gay meant happy) little lark melody. I wonder, I wonder. If my heart keeps singing, will my song go ringing. To someone, who'll find me. And bring back a love song to me!
*talks normally again*
I smell perfume. I'm sitting in a row of the library computers with a bunch of other chicks who are all wearing perfume and it smells so pretty!! I would wear perfume, but... well actually I wouldn't wear perfume. I feel the same way about perfume as I do about make-up. I have make-up, and I'll wear it if my acne gets bad enough(I usually don't have any acne), but I don't like how it feels on my face. It makes me feel fake. After I take it off, I feel so good!!!!
OH NO!!! My session is at fifteen minutes so I must bid you all adu!!
...ADU!!! *laughs*
Okay thank you for reading!!
Peace, Love, and Channy Forever,
Jess Hamilton
P.S. There are probably many type-os in this blog because the retarded spell chack won't come up.
So I've decided to put a quote at the top of each blog. And as you can see, I've also gone through with it!! ...yay me!
Anyways...
I'm at the library right now. Did you know you can acsess blogger from the library computer but you can't accsess facebook? Seriously. Facebook, Fanfiction, Youtube, and basically everything good it blocked. Yet blogger isn't. How messed up is that? I love this library. It's so beautiful and peaceful!! I've been to four librarys in my life and this one is by far the best. Interesting isn't it? I know I'm probably boring you to death but hey! That's my speacialty! Ha ha I'm so funny(not).
Oh news!! I think I'm in love... with chocolate!! I'm going to marry it so all you chocolate lovers out there, GITCHA MITS OFF MY MAIL PUNKS!!!! ...er.... put husband in the place of mail and it'll make sence again!!
*laughs* My mother is hilarious. She lugged her laptop out of the car to play solitare in the library because the battery died. She makes me laugh... well pretty much all the time. *big smile*
I have decided as of today that I'm going to put up more pictures of Sterling Knight on my wall(I only have THREE!!!). Because he is hot and deserves a speacial place on my wall. I think I'll put him in that one spot by my 21(I think that's how many I have) horse pictures... it's a place of honor and he shall get it. Because of his hotness. *laughs*
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo I have descovered that March fourteenth is going to be my favorite day in the universe!! If you want to know why... wel TOO BAD!!!!!!! Just Kidding!!!!
March fourteenth is going to be my favorite day in the entire universe because March fourteenth is the day the new SWAC episode comes out(THE FIRST ONE IN MONTHS!!!). Therefore, if I died on March fourteenth, I will die happy if Channy(Chad and Sonny pairing) happens(which it totally will... I can feel it in my bones!!)
Okay now I'm bored cause I got nothing to write... Oh wait! I know!!
*starts singing* Hi diddle dee and actors life for me!!(thats all I know of that song... sad I know!)
I wonder, I wonder. I wonder why each little bird has a someone. To sing to, sweet things to! A gay(not the commen meaning of gay[stupid, two dude falling in love, ect.] but in the days of old,[I sound so stupid when I say that] gay meant happy) little lark melody. I wonder, I wonder. If my heart keeps singing, will my song go ringing. To someone, who'll find me. And bring back a love song to me!
*talks normally again*
I smell perfume. I'm sitting in a row of the library computers with a bunch of other chicks who are all wearing perfume and it smells so pretty!! I would wear perfume, but... well actually I wouldn't wear perfume. I feel the same way about perfume as I do about make-up. I have make-up, and I'll wear it if my acne gets bad enough(I usually don't have any acne), but I don't like how it feels on my face. It makes me feel fake. After I take it off, I feel so good!!!!
OH NO!!! My session is at fifteen minutes so I must bid you all adu!!
...ADU!!! *laughs*
Okay thank you for reading!!
Peace, Love, and Channy Forever,
Jess Hamilton
P.S. There are probably many type-os in this blog because the retarded spell chack won't come up.
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